Wooden Wedding Shoes

How about these for my wedding shoes? I'm kidding, but wish I wasn't. These wild and wonderful wooden heels by Denise Nielson and George Worthington are sculptural works of art and only to be admired.

But I do need help in the wedding shoe department. I've been scouring the Interweb, but can't seem to find a pair with the following criteria:

1. Vintage inspired.
2. Ivory, cream, gold, or green colored.
3. Low thick heel or wedge. Very important! It's a rustic backyard venue and I don't need to be taller than I already am. And comfort whilst boogying is key.

Have you seen anything out there like this? I'd be so grateful for your help!


{Images by Oils Wood Stone}