If I had a bike, I'd get it woodgrained by Rob. And if I had a woodgrained bike, I'd be the coolest kid on the block.
Random side story... In college, I borrowed my dad's old retro bike that had a frame similar to this one. But it was green and rusty and uncool at the time. I rode it for 3 years around the ghettos of USC. Mind you, the neighborhood has a rather dangerous reputation. After I graduated and moved to a ritzier Santa Monica zip code, it was a matter of days before it got stolen while locked up outside my apartment. Go figure!
{Images via Wolf Eyebrows by Rob's Woodgrain Bike Frames}